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From the web: the darndest things edition

Comments on British 2-Year Old has IQ of 152 = IQ Steven Hawkings

• Hyde69: “yeah but whats her midi-chlorian count?”
• flashdance07: “Hopefully she will grow up into a hot little piece of ass.”
• Lasagna: “maybe she can help design a digg comment system that doesn’t suck”
• anteyekon4myst: “To foxnews everyone has an IQ of 152.”
• Asianwaste: “One drop on the head will fix her up.”

Kids’ ideas on science

• “The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.”
• “When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.”
• “Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.”
• “Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.”
• “I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.”
• “Thunder is a rich source of loudness.”

Germany bans Cruise film shoot

What’s funnier, that Tom Cruise is having trouble finding real people work, or that Germany is that afraid of uniting under another complete nutter? On the other hand, they might just be keeping him as far away as possible from military weapons. That’s probably a good idea.